Trump: Putin’ your tax dollars to good use with this big, red button. Trump: Which half? The half with America? Or the other half?Īdviser 1: Well, once a portal to hell opens up, all bets are off, really.Īdvisers: DO NOT PUSH IT. By the way, what happens if I do push the red button?Īdviser 1: I believe a portal to hell will open, sir. We recommend you have the button removed from your desk completely.” Your favorite.Īdviser 2: The next briefing just says “For the love of everything, this is really serious, no matter what you do, do not push that red button. It says, “DO NOT PUSH THE RED BUTTON” and it’s written in 46 point font, bold, and underlined.Īdviser 1: Comic Sans, sir. Which are very big.Īdviser 2: Yes, sir, we all agree you have the biggest hands, but you need to keep them away from the button.Īdviser 1: Perhaps we should go over today’s briefings.Īdviser 1: Here’s the first one. Trump: I think I want to push the red button.Īdviser 1: Sir, with all due respect, you CANNOT push the button. Made in America! I am PROUD of those who built this button.”Īdviser 1: Actually, the button was produced in China, sir.Īdviser 2: Whatever you do, sir, do not push the red button.
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